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Projects

Reynholm Industries are continually working on multiple projects to increase our efficiency, productivity and revenue, as well as the satisfaction of our many clients. Below are some of our more recent ventures:

Project Icarus

Project Icarus

2006
Project Icarus increased the productivity of Reynholm Industries by 1000% upon completion, all departments are now working at 3 times their usual speed. This was entirely due to the increased interconnectivity of our computer system. Special thanks to our Lawyers, Accounts Department, and the Reynholm Industries Toilet Cleaners (Dirk, Banhead and Doodles).
Additional: Thanks also to our I.T. Team.
 
Yamamoto Merger

Yamamoto Merger

2006
Reynholm Industries are proud to announce that we will be merging with the Yamamoto Corporation. In a deal that will significantly boost staff, wages and productivity, Mr Yamamoto will be meeting with our board of directors tomorrow to finalise the arrangements. We are excited and looking forward to the future, as we take Reynholm Industries into an exciting new territory.
Update: Due to an unfortunate incident, the Yamamoto Merger will not be going ahead, and all talks with Mr Yamamoto have been suspended indefinitely.